Friday, January 31st, 2014
“Too many balls and dicks in this book.”- My agent, Byrd
“the language… and the generous descriptions of bodily functions makes the book somewhat young reader unfriendly.”- Amazon Vine User
“Just a word of caution to those poor souls who get might get upset at reading certain colorful and earthy words describing some of our president’s physical toughness and lusty ways, GET OVER IT!”- Amazon Vine User
“I’m okay with the use of genitals in this chapter.”- My agent again, make up your mind, Byrd!
“The author has an intense dislike for Martin van Buren”- Amazon Vine User
“Do you have a different word for ‘balls’ we can use?”- My publisher
Pretty fucking happy about these early reviews. Penis!
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